- Hey! Wake up! - Who are you?
I brought the girl, remember? The redhead.
She just dropped in on me.
Started speaking a bizarre language.
It's not bizarre. It's the divine language.
It's the ancient language...
spoken throughout the universe before time was time.
He's a she.
You noticed that.
Yes.
- It's a miracle. - Miracle she's not dead.
Not a moment to lose. Wake her up.
But gently, because this woman is...
mankind's most precious possession.
She is perfect.
Perfect.
More dignified.
Hey, lady...
wake up.
I shouldn't have done that.
It was wrong to kiss you.
He said to wake you gently.
You're right.
Just thought you might remember me from the cab.
Remember?
"Bada boom?"
"Big bada boom?"
Boom. Big bada boom. In the cab. Look.
I drive a cab. This is me.
Korben Dallas.
Korben. You understand?
Here.
Take it.
You can call me when you learn English.
Just kidding.
What is your name?
You.
Korben.
Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.
Good.
All that's your name?
Do you have...
a shorter name?
Short.
Korben Dallas.
Leeloo.
Korben, Leeloo.
Leeloo, Korben.
You're sure she's a Supreme Being?
Absolutely sure.
Old friends.
Yeah, you're right.
- Ask her for my gun back. - What's your name?
Korben Dallas.
Thank you for your help.
You've been kind, but now the girl needs to rest.
She's been on a long trip.
I know. I was there when she landed.
Wait, wait, Father.
She said something I didn't understand.
What does "ekto gamat" mean?
"Never without my permission. "
That's what I thought.
I shouldn't have kissed her.
Oh, no. I'm so sorry. I forgot your food.
How about some nice Thai food?
Yeah, yeah, hold on.
Buddy, I'm waiting all day here.
- Finger. - Where's the cab?
Car's running fine.
Fine. What "fine"?
I know you. "Fine"ain't in your vocabulary.
You can tell your old buddy Finger what happened.
What? You save the planet?
You dinged the fender again. That's it, right?
I was on my way to see you, and a fare fell in my lap.
One of these big fares you can't resist.
How big?
Five-nine...
blue eyes...
long legs, great skin.
You know? Perfect.
I see.
And this perfect fare, she got a name?
Leeloo.
What's she doing?
Learning our history, the last 5,000 years that she missed.
She's been asleep for a while.
I know she's been through a lot, but we don't have much time.
You're right.
Chicken.
Good.
Chicken.
I'm really sorry to interrupt you, but...
the case...
with the stones...
where is it?
Stolen?
Who in God's name would do such a thing?
Excuse me, sir.
The council is worried about the economy heating up.
Is it possible to fire 500,000?
I thought from a smaller company, like one of the cab companies.
Fire one million.
But 500,000-
One million.
Fine, sir.
Sorry to have disturbed you.
It's for the Supreme...
Sorry.
I didn't know your size, and I found you this makeup box.
You just put it like that.
Yes, there was a man with a limp...
came here a month ago asking about the stones.
Said he was an art dealer.
What was his name?
I'm bad with names.
- They really make her- - Perfect, I know.
What'd she say?
She says she knows exactly where they are.
My dear Aknot, how about those two planes you borrowed?
Aknot, is that you?
What an ugly face.
It doesn't suit you.
Take it off.
That's better.
Never be ashamed of who you are.
You're warriors. Be proud.
So what if the federal government scattered you to the wind.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Your time for revenge is at hand.
The ZF-1.
It's light. The handle's adjustable for easy carrying.
Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray. Discreet.
A word on fire power:
Titanium recharger, 3,000-round clip, with bursts of 3 to 300.
With the replay button, a Zorg invention, it's even easier.
One shot...
and replay sends every following shot to the same location.
And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies.
Rocket launcher.
Arrow launcher...
with exploding or poisonous heads.
Very practical.
Net launcher.
The flamethrower.
My favorite.
And for the grand finale...
the new Ice Cube System.
Four full crates...
delivered right on time.
And what about you, dear Aknot?
Did you bring what I asked?
Yes.
Magnificent.
This-
This case is empty.
Empty?
Empty...
the opposite of full.
This case is supposed to be full!
Anyone care to explain?
The Guardians gave the stones to someone they could trust.
Who took another route.
She's supposed to contact this person...
in a hotel.
And she's looking for the address.
Easy.
Dot.
It's Planet Fhloston, in the Angel Constellation.
We're saved.
I'm screwed.
You asked for a case. We brought one.
A case with four stones in it!
Not one or two or three, but four!
Four stones!
But what the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
We are warriors, not merchants.
But you can still count! Look at my fingers.
Four stones, four crates.
Zero stones, zero crates!
Pack everything up! We're out of here!
We risked our lives.
I believe a little compensation is in order.
So you are merchants after all.
Leave him one crate for the cause.
I don't like warriors.
Narrow-minded, no subtlety...
and they fight for hopeless causes, honor.
Honor's killed millions of people. Hasn't saved a single one.
I'll tell you what I do like: a killer.
A dyed-in-the-wool killer, cold-blooded, clean and methodical.
A real killer picking up the ZF-1...
would've asked about the red button on the bottom of the gun.
Bring me the priest.
I got everything we need to know about Fhloston Paradise...
and a blueprint of the hotel.
Good work, my son. Now to find a way there.
It won't be easy. There's a charity ball tomorrow.
Flights are full, and the hotel will be guarded.
There must be a way.
I'll get it.
Weddings?
Not really.
- Mr. Zorg would like to talk to you. - Who?
Mr. Zorg.
Jean-Baptiste...
Emmanuel...
Zorg.
It's nice to see you again, Father.
I remember you now.
The so-called art dealer.
I'm glad you got your memory back.
Because you'll need it.
Where are the stones?
I don't know.
If I did, I wouldn't tell someone like you.
Why?
What's wrong with me?
I try to serve life.
But you only...
want to destroy it.
Father...
you're so wrong.
Let me explain.
Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction and chaos.
Take this empty glass.
Here it is, peaceful...
boring.
But if it is...
destroyed.
Look at all these little things. So busy now.
Notice how each is useful.
What a lovely ballet ensues...
so full of form and color.
Now think of all those people that created them.
Technicians, engineers. People who can feed their children tonight...
so those children can grow up and have children...
and so on.
Thus adding to the great chain...
of life.
Water. Fruit.
You see, Father, by creating a little destruction...
I'm encouraging life.
In reality, you and I are in the same business.
Cheers.
Where's the robot to pat you on the back?
Or the engineer?
Or their children, maybe?
There, you see how all your so-called power counts for nothing?
How your entire empire of destruction comes...
crashing down...
all because of one, little...
cherry.
You saved my life...
and in return, I'll spare yours...
for now.
You're a monster, Zorg.
I know.
Torture who you have to, the President, I don't care.
Just bring me the stones.
You have one hour.
It's gobbling up all the satellites in the galaxy.
Why is it eating up all the satellites?
We're working on it.
The Mondoshawan deplore the incident but accept our apologies.
And the stones? Did you find them?
They weren't on board.
What?
The Mondoshawan never fully trusted the human race.
They gave them to someone they do trust.
Her name is Plavalaguna. She's a diva.
She's singing at a charity ball in Fhloston Paradise.
She has the stones.
The Mondoshawans will help.
We must send someone...
to get the stones.
Excellent.
I want this operation to be as discreet as possible.
No troops. No big operation.
I want your best man to go undercover.
I have the perfect one.
You've got a message.
Not opening it? Could be important.
Like the last two were important.
First one was from my wife telling me she's leaving.
The second was from my lawyer telling me he was leaving with my wife.
That is bad luck.
Grandfather say...
"It never rain everyday. " This is good news, guaranteed.
I bet you lunch.
Okay.
Come on.
"You are fired. "
Oh, I'm sorry.
At least I won lunch.
Good philosophy.
See good in bad. I like.
- Hello. - korben, sweetheart.
You got broken fingers? You can't punch my number?
Hi, Mom.
Seventeen messages.
Don't say your machine is broken again. They last 1,000 years.
Mr. Kim, you should go.
This'll take a minute.
You don't feed your cat a croquette, who you love more than me.
She didn't breast-feed you. I did.
Good fortune for you.
You don't have a girl. I'll never be a grandmother.
It bring you good luck!
My body's failing. Take me on this trip.
What are you talking about?
You want to make me beg?
No, all I want is an explanation.
I just got in.
I just smashed my cab. I lost my job. I got mugged.
Besides that, everything's peachy.
Thanks for asking.
Now settle down and explain this to me.
You don't know you won a trip...
to Fhloston Paradise for two for ten days?
I suppose you'll just leave me on the lunar surface?
If I'd won a trip, I'd know.
I would've been notified.
They've been blaring your name out on the radio for an hour.
I'll call you back.
General, how nice to see you in the 5000 block.
Nice apartment.
You've settled into a wonderful life.
Heard you lost your job.
You heard that?
Don't worry. I'll get another job.
Don't bother. We have one for you.
"Major Dallas...
you've been selected for a mission. "
- What mission? - To save the world.
"You leave for Fhloston Paradise.
Get four stones from the diva Plavalaguna and bring them back. "
Any questions?
Why me? I retired six months ago. Remember?
Three reasons.
One:
As a member of the Elite Special Forces Unit...
you are an expert in the use of all necessary weapons and spacecraft.
Two: You're the most highly decorated member of your unit.
The third?
Of all the members of your unit, you're the only one left alive.
Check your messages?
I've had enough good news.
Might be important.
You're a winner!
You've won the Gemini Contest and a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two.
Here are your tickets.
You rigged the contest?
Congratulations.
You couldn't be more discreet?
Old tricks are the best tricks.
Major Iceborg will accompany you as your wife.
I am not going.
Why not?
Excuse me, General.
Who is it?
My wife.
You remarried?
Yes... no. I just met this girl, but I'm going to marry her.
I love her, but she hates the military.
She knows the military ruined my last marriage.
She can't have anything to do with it.
If she sees you, she'll kill me.
- Major- - You gotta hide somewhere.
You've gotta help me.
We'd love to, but where can we hide?
We don't have time for this.
It's just for one minute.
You have no idea how much you're helping me.
No idea- You have no idea.
- I'm going to be happily married. - Major! Major!
- The three of us won't fit. - Sure you will.
Major!
You're on my foot.
Major! Major!
I'm really sorry to resort to this, Mr. Wallace-
Dallas.
We heard about your good luck and need your tickets for Fhloston.
Is this the way priests vacation?
We're on a mission.
What kind?
We have to save the world, my son.
You're gonna save the world?
Yes!
Down there. Down there.
This is a police control.
This is not an exercise.
Come on, get in. For one minute, all right?
Just stay here for one minute.
- This is a police control. - Don't touch anything.
This is not an exercise.
Can you please spread your legs...
and place your hands in the yellow circles.
- What are you doing? - Saving you so you can save the world.
Yeah, but I-
I think this is the door. No name, no number.
Let's see it.
Are you classified as human?
Negative. I am a meat Popsicle.
I found him.
Mr. Korben Dallas?
Sir, can you put your hands in the yellow circles, please?
Smoke you!
Wrong answer.
The police control is now terminated.
Thank you for your cooperation. Have a nice day.
We got the guy. Wasn't easy but we bagged him.
- Thanks for the tip. - Glad to be of help, my friend.
The guy's been arrested for uranium smuggling.
All I have to do now is go to the airport, take his place...
and I'll be in Fhloston in four hours.
Don't come back without the stones.
We got Korben Dallas.
Perfect.
Akanit, take command.
Go to Fhloston and get the stones.
If Zorg really wants them...
he'll have to negotiate.
Revenge is at hand.
Oh, I am so sorry.
I forgot about the autowash.
There's an autowash in that shower.
I'm so sorry.
Autowash.
Autowash, yes. Autowash, in the shower.
It's funny. I've met you twice today.
Both times you've ended up in my arms.
It's my lucky day.
Lucky day.
Did you hear something?
Cornelius.
Autowash.
- I'm so sorry. - I don't need your help.
- Want a cup of coffee? - Yes, please.
Autowash.
Coffee's not my specialty.
But you must drink a lot of coffee being a priest.
I know. I'm not proud of what I did. I had no choice.
I'll take the mission.
- Did you get them? - Yeah.
Good.
- "Leeloo Dallas. " - "Multi-pass. "
"Korben David Dallas. " Perfect.
I can't be your husband. I'm too old.
Now David is...
in great shape. he'll protect you.
Now, please, go to the Diva, collect the stones and meet me at the temple.
Now. Yes.
Okay.
Last call for Fhloston Paradise. Hurry.
The tickets.
- I.D., please. - I'm sorry.
- There. - In here?
Mr. Dallas?
Congratulations on the contest.
Oh, right. Okay.
- Sorry for the mess. - The mess?
The garbage.
Made it!
I was afraid I wouldn't make it...
so I sent David to pick up my boarding pass.
Now David must go.
Thank you. Bye.
I am Korben Dallas.
Please report infractions immediately to the spaceport.
And this is?
Leeloo Dallas. Multi-pass.
She knows it's a multi-pass.
My wife. We're newlyweds. Just met.
Bump into each other, sparks happen- She knows.
Anyway, we're in love.
I mean, I know she's made to be strong.
She's also so fragile, so human. You know what I mean?
- You want more? - Yeah.
Make that two.
- Where's Leeloo? - On the plane with Mr. Dallas.
What!
I didn't know what to do.
But this is not possible.
This is not possible.
You want some more?
This is all my fault.
It is my mission. I shouldn't have given it to you.
I know.
- The key to the temple. - Oh, no.
Prepare for our arrival. I go to face my destiny.
I don't want to go to Egypt.
Dallas? Korben Dallas?
That's me.
Just a minute, please.
It will just take one more minute.
We'll be right back.
Mr. Dallas...
we really need you now.
Ruby Rhod is broadcasting live and needs to interview you.
Multi-pass.
Tell Aknot that plan A flopped. Go to plan B.
Aliens ahead. Spread out.
Backup unit, zone 18.
Ruby Rhod is the biggest radio star. It's an honor to be on his talk show.
He's so green.
I'm sure you're excited.
I'm on vacation and don't want to be bothered.
I prefer to remain anonymous.
Korben Dallas!
Here he is! The winner of the Gemini Croquette Contest.
This boy is fuelled like fire, so start melting, ladies...
'cause he is hotter than hot. He's hot, hot, hot!
The right size, the right build, the right hair, the right on.
Right on.
And he's got something to say...
to those 50 billion pairs of ears out there.
Pop it, D-man.
Hi.
Unbelievable.
Quiver, ladies. He's going to set the world on fire.
Right here from five to seven.
You'll know everything there is to know about the D-man.
His dreams...
his desires...
his most intimates of intimates.
And from what I'm looking at, intimate is his middle name.
So tell me, my man...
you nervous in the service?
Not really.
Freeze those knees 'cause Korben's in the place and he's on the case.
Yesterday's frog will be tomorrow's Prince...
of Fhloston Paradise!
The hotel of a thousand and one follies and lollies.
A magic fountain flowing with nonstop wine, women and...
hootchie-kootchie-koo...
all night long.
All night long All night
Start licking stamps, girls, because he'll have you writing home to Mama.
Here from five to seven, I'll be your voice, your tongue.
On the trail of the sexiest man of the year: D-man, your man...
my man.
End of transmission.
See you tomorrow at five.
How was it?
It was just absolutely green.
Green like what?
Crystal green.
Any kind of green you want...
tree green, emerald, pond green.
Korben, sweetheart, what was that? It was bad! It had nothing!
No fire! No energy! I have a show to run here.
It must pop, pop, pop!
So tomorrow, from five to seven...
please act like you have more than a two-word vocabulary.
It must be green! Okay? Okay?
Can I talk to you for a second? Just talk to you?
I didn't come here to play Pumba on the radio.
Tomorrow, from five to seven, you'll give yourself a hand.
Green?
Super green.
Dallas? Korben Dallas?
That's me.
I only have one Korben Dallas on my list, and he's checked in.
That's impossible. I am Korben Dallas.
Sorry, sir. Boarding is finished.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I need to talk to someone!
I don't believe this!
This is not an exercise. This is a police control.
I'm sorry. I'm calm.
There's been a mistake. There's been a mistake.
To make your flight short...
flight attendants are switching on the sleep regulator...
which will regulate your sleeping during the flight.
Thank you.
Hi.
- You speak English. - Yes. I learn.
Good.
We are not on vacation.
I'm on an important mission. I work for some important people.
If I hadn't come to get you, you'd be in trouble.
Understand?
Yes.
But you, no trouble.
Me, Fifth Element.
Supreme Being.
Me protect you.
Sleep.
Sweet dreams, Mr. Dallas.
Sleep regulator operative in zone one.
Thank you.
Are you operative?
Zone two?
Everything's ready, Captain.
What?
Assume your individual position.
But I want all positions!
Mr. Rhod-
Parasites in landing gear.
Ground, copy?
Got it. Front gear.
Hey, man, give me some heat, man!
We need some heat here! Get some heat!
Some heat over here, man!
Good shit, man. Put the heat over here!
Thank you! Thank you very much!
Come, come. Give me this. Give me this.
Take that.
Mr. Rhod!
You can call me Ruby.
Fueled and ready to go.
I'll buy you one.
Taken off already?
I'm not on the plane.
What?
The real Dallas took my place.
I don't understand.
Are you making fun of me?
No, no, no! I swear! I swear!
I never felt this way before with a human.
Really?
I've tried everything. There's no way to get on the plane.
Ground is clear.
Ready for liftoff?
Confirmed.
Not there. No, please, not there. Please, not there.
- Power pressure? - Primed.
- Protection? - Confirmed
Power increase.
Ten seconds.
I am...
a little...
disappointed.
5...
If there is one thing I do not like...
3...
it is to be...
2...
disappointed.
1...
Sorry, it will never happen again.
I know.
Liftoff.
- Landing gear secure. - Checklist for light speed.
We're finally getting something.
It's sending radio wavelengths.
What does it want with radio waves?
Maybe it wants to make a call.
Zorg's office.
I told you I did not want to be disturbed.
You don't want to be disturbed except if it's Mr. Shadow...
and Mr. Shadow's on the line.
It's Shadow again.
Zorg here.
Am I disturbing you?
No, no, I was just-
Where are you?
Not far now.
Good.
Good, good.
How are the stones?
Fine. Fine. Just fine.
I'll have the four stones you asked for any time now...
but it wasn't easy.
My costs have tripled.
Money is of no...
importance.
I...
want...
the stones.
The stones...
will be here.
I'll see to it personally.
I will be among you...
soon.
We lost it.
We lost the signal.
Damn!
We've begun our descent toward Fhloston Paradise.
The local time is 320 p. m.
Auto-temperature is currently 85 degrees Fahrenheit.
We hope you enjoyed your flight and hope to see you again soon.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to paradise.
Excuse me, dear. Excuse me. Excuse me, please.
Parasites in the main ventilation.
Again? I'll get it.
Have we arrived yet?
Oh, good.
We have twelve swimming pools and two on the rooftop.
All the restaurants are between levels two and ten.
The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches, all accessible until 5 p. m...
then the airship goes higher...
to offer you a better view.
Is the Diva here?
Not yet.
Any tickets left for the opera?
You have a seat reserved, front row...
next to Ruby Rhod!
He's so talented. I love him. He's so sexy.
He has your ticket, and he'll be here in 20 minutes.
Where can I get something to wear?
- Enjoy your evening, Mr. Dallas. - Thank you.
You miserable bastard, I never should've pushed you out.
I was in labor for days, and this is how you repay me?
I should've gotten a robot.
Come on, Ma.
I should be there, not you. I need a tan.
I need a coctail.